El Papa es argentino (The Pope is Argentinian)

Si, hace mucho frio porque el nuevo papa es de Argentina.  

- Tienda owner, Bogota.

Sitting in one of our regular almuerzo places on Tuesday, the world was cracking on with what needed doing.  Jane and I sit in our usual corner, awaiting our order.  The usual chicken, rice, criollas and salad with soup.  The chairs are wooden and uncomfortable, the tables suspiciously waxy from the countless rounds of hungry mouths that have passed above them in the preceeding hours.  A frustratingly small bowl of aji sits between us in the middle of the table, and we make the eyes at each other to see whose lunch will come first, and who will get first dibs at the chilli before having to surrupticiously sneak another bowl from a neighbouring table.

The main eating hall sits just over Jane´s shoulder.  A small collection of gaping faces stare, arms folded, up at the television mounted atop of shelf in the corner.  It´s just gone 130-ish on Tuesday afternoon, and the first round of voting from inside the Sistine Chapel has produced no result.

A ritual that has remained ingrained in the fabric of the largest following any faith has ever known for more than 2000 years.  Shadowed by secrecy and divine intervention, mediation, inspiration – whatever you want to call it – if only poltics in Australia were this intruiging.

Suddenly it hits me.  We´re in the heartland of Catholicism.  According to wikipedia, 70% of the Latin American population are catholic.  In places like Argentina and Colombia, that number is more like 90%.  That´s a whole lotta people, hey?

I have, upon reflection, found it rather difficult to explain to my students, especially the Latinos, that I have no religion, and that is, for all intents and purposes, pretty much the norm within my family and friendship circles.  Yes my uncle is an Anglican priest, and my grandparents regularly attended church, and Sunday mornings (especially Christmas) were spent to the sounds of carols and hymns, but I do not go to church and very few of my friends do.

So when my students ask me how to say things like bendecir or que Dios le bendiga, to be honest, I´m not entirely sure what to say – it puts me in a tricky situation.

For one, I have no major issue telling them how to say these things in English, but I would never say them.  I know there certainly are people who would, even in Australia, and most definitely in Colombia.  My taxista, the guy that brings wood (the kind you burn in a fireplace) to our front door, the callejero who asks me for coins when I walk to the Transmilenio station and, clearly, some of my students.

Some of the teachers in the staff room raised an eye brow. Or two (and grunted).  Others sat watching over my should on Wednesday afternoon as the new Big Fella shuffled out on to the Balcony in St Peter´s Square.  The fascination, for me, was not so much about the possibility of the Catholic Church revamping their leadership and taking conservatism in a new direction – I mean, as the emergent leader of the Catholic world, what are the chances that a liberalist will ever make it out on to that balcony, having survived the gauntlet of votes cast by 115 of some of the most conservative men on the planet?

This should give you some idea of the degree to which the Christian Faith has grasp on the hearts and minds of the Latin Continent – Clearly, I´m one of the odd ones out here in Colombia.

No.  This is tradition in the purest sense of the word.  A ritual that has captured the imagination of the world since the days of St. Peter.  A ritual that has remained ingrained in the fabric of the largest following any faith has ever known for more than 2000 years.  Shadowed by secrecy and divine intervention, mediation, inspiration – whatever you want to call it – if only politics in Australia were this intruiging.

The reality is, however, that this is some serious shit in this part of the world.  Early 2012, a vial of Pope John Paul II´s blood was put on display at La Catedral Primada next to Plaza Bolivar. The queues were insane, and I didn´t even line up to go in – but this should give you some idea of the degree to which the Christian Faith has grasp on the hearts and minds of the Latin Continent.

I remember once asking a Colombia student of mine, who was a priest, what the difference between a spirit and a soul was.  The question came up in a story the students were listening to about a haunted hotel.  There were spirits in the room? Asked one of my students.  What’s a spirit? Asked another. It is the same as a soul?

All eyes turned to the priest, who promptly asked permission to explain himself in Spanish.  His eyes turned torwards the floor, and his cheeks went bright pink, a grave look of concentration came over the man.

A soul is the life force that all living beings have within them and need to live, but a spirit? A spirit is the energy of God that lies within us all.  He told us.

Clearly, I´m one of the odd ones out here in Colombia.

The conflict I have as a language teacher, raised on maxims of natural language in the classroom, is that my norms are my norms.  They come from my part of the world, and my students, for the large part, will only need to use their English to talk to other non-native English speakers.  It´s very easy to make assumptions about other people´s faith – about as easy as it is for me to say that I have no relgion.  But it´s much harder to stand by and watch, without a sense of curiosity, people crying in St. Peter´s square, cheering at the sight of chemicals burning white, and people neglecting their humble 5,000-peso almuerzo in the hope that 115 aging men, thousands of miles away, might have just come to a concensus as to who is going to give them direction, confidence and, well, faith.

At some level, there´s a little voice inside my head telling me I might be missing out on the party.  On another, I recognise that the election of el nuevo papa bears very little significance upon my spiritual well-being – a sure sign I could easily excuse myself from wanting to know what all the fuss is about.  But I do, from a distant position, recognise that this week impacts the spiritual well-being of more than 1 billion people, the vast majority of them living next door to me, putting food in front of me every day at my almuerzo joint, making sure my payslips are processed and walking into my classroom thus giving me a source of income.

And for that reason alone, out of courtesy to my host-home, and to nearly 20% of the world´s population, watching a man, who in a former life could well have been my granfather, walk out on to a balcony and make women (and men) all around the world cry (rather than update my facebook status instead of rewrite progress tests for elementary students, for once) is probably the least I could do.

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How I blog: Things I wish I’d known about blogging

I have been musing on this for a long time now.  A whole 3 weeks.  And I by no means call myself an expert on the matter – but I have been blogging for long enough to have several of those oh I wish I knew that before I did it moments.  I also have come to realise, I think, that the whole interest thing is not as mysterious is I once thought it was.  That doesn’t mean I understand it, necessarily, but it does mean that it is accessible to anyone who wants to explore its full potential.

And so, I have come up with a list of tips and tricks I wish I’d learned just that little bit faster when I start blogging.  I’ve also thrown in some websites and resources for newbies (and old timers too), and have some links to services that I highly recommend you check out.

1. Viperchill

Speaking of dudes.  This guy knows his stuff.  The story story goes something like this: starts website.  It fails.  Build website, it does well.  Builds website, does really well.  Get hired by an international company to do online marketing.  Quits job to focus on making a living online.  Turns 21.

Not a bad bio there, nay?  Glen also really pushes the philosophy of open source content and has an excellent tutorial for building an online blog or website especially for those who are interested in making money online.

2. All in one SEO

SEO is what IT technicians used to be in the early 90s – something everyone needed but nobody understood.  It can seem a little bit like wizardry at first.

In fact, I believe it was from Glen that I got the name or recommendation for the All in one SEO wordpress plugin.  From what I gather there is a bit of an art AND science to SEO, and the plugin has worked very well.  It’s easy to use, even if you have no idea what SEO is and how it works.  My suggestions would be to think very carefully about your post titles, and alway fill in the description section of the plugin under each post articulately.

3. Travel Blog Success

This online forum has been recommended to me on several occasions, and I finally decided to pay up and join.  For me, the stubborn type who feels more set on figuring things out alone before asking for help, the TBS forums provide a very useful resource for questions, support and advice.

TBS is the product of two established bloggers, Dave from gobackpacking.com and Michael from ArtofBackpacking.com, who decided to join forces to provide a place for travel bloggers to get together and get their nerd on.

You can find more information by visiting Travel Blog Success and find out how others Make Money Travel Blogging.

4. Little Hero Hosting

There’s no substitute for quality customer service.  LHH was recommended to me by a Facebook group of Australian Bloggers and I think switching hosts this year was one of the best decisions I’ve made for a long time.  Aside from that one time I thought renting a room from a crazy Mexican called Juan Diego would work out well.

Anyway, Michelle at LHH was super helpful when I did switch hosting companies.  Two of my latest posts were lost in the transfer process, and she purchased a 1 month subscription to my previous hosting company to recover the info herself.  You can read more about LHH, services and the like here.

5. Other Blogs

This might sound a little strange, but you’re not the only one out there trying to make shit work.  The reality is that everyone needs friends, and other people who are pitching their work at similar readerships to you are their to help.  You could, on one hand, see them as competition, or on the other, see them as a way of generating your own traffic.

Developing connections, helping out others and participating in the community is really the name of the game here.  It might be in the form of guest posts, or just a regular read-and-comment on a blog you like, but looking out for others and chipping in can only bring you good karma. That’s what I say.

I have generally found others to be super open and appreciative of offers and inquiries into guest posts: it never hurts to try!

You can see some examples of guest posts I’ve written recently at Reservoir Dad and The Flying Drunken Monkey.

And by all means, if you have any questions, fire away!

You might appreciate knowing that the links featured here to LHH and TBS are affiliate links and if you don’t appreciate knowing, I’m cool with that too.
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